rhymes with "ouble enetration"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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