we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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