Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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