she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm at about main and main street
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
So much Jack, so little girl.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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