last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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