I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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