im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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