i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Randomize
