Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
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