Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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