Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Randomize
