I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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