I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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