could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Randomize
