so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
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