I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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