If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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