She is in my trunk
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
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