We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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