In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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