I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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