I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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