i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
