scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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