There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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