Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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