morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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