You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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