i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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