I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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