white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
how drunk are you?
Several
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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