I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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