Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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