scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
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