areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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