I'm jealous of your bromance
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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