I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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