just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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