Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm always down for nudity.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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