All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
If I die, sorry about rent.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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