I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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