I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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