the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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