no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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