There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
Randomize
