no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
