What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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