I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize
