I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
the raccoons are back...
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