He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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